Time for a contest! This will be the one chance you tiny dicked losers will have to be a winner! The contest starts tonight and will go on for two weeks. To enter my contest you must submit a NEW photo of your pathetic little weenis to firstname.lastname@example.org. This photo must show your itsy bitsy thumbdick next to a ruler for size comparison.
At the end of two weeks I will publish the photos here with a voting contest to decide the winner (even though you will always be a loser). We’ll let the public decide who has the most worthless nub around. I’ll leave the voting open for one week then the prize will be awarded. The winners prize will be HUGE collection of my private photos (20 minimum) to give you something to look at when you hump your hand because you can’t find a female who will do anything but point and laugh.
Get those photos in! No identities will be revealed, your shame is safe with me.